acerebral

This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

tajrishgp:

taught my little brother to replace “im gonna kill myself” with “im killing a hostage” and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

albertnatural:

audarcy:

probuccalfat:

LMFAO is nuts to me like imagine having that kind of relationship with your uncle. imagine party rocking in the house with your uncle

bloodclotbitch:

The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back

etchif:

If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

virusgeist:

maachine-deactivated20250630:
lets All lock in starting Right Now
how i feel about locking in

tall:

Has science gone too far

uznmaki:

when i tell u i would die for mei-chan from the toba aquarium….

landsccape:

the immediate switch up

1800dogzone:

Originally posted by ooppo

sapphling:

white usamericans love to talk about how they were “literally almost KIDNAPPED” and you ask them what happened and they’re like. i saw a balloon in a parking lot